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This is the list, such as it is, so far.  Let me know if I am missing any that you know exist. 
I have all the new ones from Coachella, all the new ones from Maker Faire, and the brand
new ones for the upcoming PTDR, and other events, to add to the list.  Be patient. 
Oh yea, and I think I have made somewhere around 2000 buttons now, but I lost count a while back.

BTW - I don't come up with all of these, but I do come up with the majority. 
I plan to figure out some way to give credit for the ones people want credit for, so as you
read the list make a note to yourself which ones you came up with. 
And of course if you wish to remain anonymous then don't say anything :) 
Oh, and you should know that for some of these there is only one of them out there
in the world, and some of these are pretty plentiful.

Anything inside parentheses is not button text, but descriptors of what the
button looks like, and the capitalization and punctuation tries
to reflect the actual button...just so you know.

So anyway, without further ado, here is the list.

(CD Deck)
(consumer whore)
(frayed cord unplug)
(red exclamation mark in red triangle)
(Sutro Tower from overhead)
(turntable)
= ^o^ = (kitty face)
15324 it's the law
a cold, sweet phallus should last as long as possible
and not necessarily you (goes with "I'm not dating.....")
Are we talking about the same God here, because yours sounds like kind of a dick
as hard as I can (Ignignokt flipping off earth)
bacon is love
BACON it's what's for desert
BACON it's what's for dinner
-bacon- the gateway meat
basura blanca
be less whack
Berkeley can kiss my ass
bite me.
bite me.  no, really a little lower
bite me.  no, really a little to the left
black is still the new black
black is the new pink (pink text)
blah blah blah fucking whatever dude
breath
burns well with others
Buttons...I like buttons
C3H8 (propane valentine)
COMPOST THE MAN (green)
costume
deep creamy well (arrow, multiple directions)
dikfore
do not read this button.  you blew it, didn't you?
DO NOT SET SELF ON FIRE (fancy)
DO NOT SET SELF ON FIRE (simple)
do you want a punch in the neck?
does that come with bacon?
doing art things in the name of strange
doing strange things in the name of art
doing strange things in the name of strange
don't ask I'm in an "ass phase"
don't be a playa hater
don't be an asshole
don't be so serious about your fun
don't be teh suck
don't believe everything you think
Don't bogart our lord
Don't boogie with your mouth open
don't forget to eat your honey (honeycomb)
Don't fuck up...I hawk loogies
don't stick that out unless you plan to use it
don't hassle me, I'm local
don't hassle me, I'm with CTP
drool.
Dude!!! They put bacon inside that shit!!
EVAR!!!
even nice guys like getting used on occasion
every time you say 'namaste' a bunny gets run over
every time you say 'namaste' a kitten drowns
freak (several versions)
free labia now
friends don?t let friends go back to their tent and masturbate
fuck all y'all's bikes
fuck all y'all's shit (black)
fuck all y'all's shit (pink)
fuck Berkeley
fuck me like a ninja
fuck the fucking fuckers
fuck the fucking macarena
Fuck You is the new black
FUCK YOUR FUCK!
Get VD now! Ask me how!!!
GO JELLYBEANS!
go pound sand
got cred?
got crisco?
has sex with pavements
heteroflexible
HeyIwasjustwonderingifyoulikebookscuzwhereIlivethere'sthisreallycoollibraryand - breath - nexttothelibrarythere'sapianoshopanddoyouwanttogoonadatewithmeeee?? (spans three buttons)
hopped up on goofballs again, I see
hos WAYYYYY before bros
How many handjobs does a girl have to give to get to Burning Man?
I am Sydney
I believe I was promised a jet-pack?
I dirty sanchezed Gigsville
I Fling Poo
I got Actiongirl to yell at me!!!
I got your four agreements rght here
I got your Larry Harvey right here
I got your namaste right here
I have a button for that
I help one person a day...today doesn't look too good for you
I just look Jewish
i like pie
I pee in pools
I shoot monkeys out of a cannon
I suck at cooking - and vice versa
I sucked the bull semen
I WANT TO WEAR YOUR ASS LIKE A HAT
I was riding a fixie before you were even born
I wear black only because they don't make anything darker
I whack porcupines
I wore this button yesterday
Icky Bob is my motor
I'd kill a petite beagle for a bacon sandwich
if found in a vegetative state, please administer bacon
if I were you I'd probably hate me too
if it's gonna be that kind of party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes
if there were no spectators no one would see how fabulous I am
if you are close enough to read this you should kiss me
if you are close enough to read this, BYE!!!
if you don't leave me alone, you're gonna have to send me home
I'm just going to tell you my name is Sheryl
I'm Larry Harvey
I'm not "dating", I'm sleeping with people
I'm not poly...I'm just dating
I'm OK, you're a fucking hippie
I'm only pretending to listen
I'm the best thing to ever come out of L.A.
I'm with Sydney
instant social critic just add buttons
invisible giving a shit
is it wrapped in bacon?
It's $20 per song and there's no touching
it's not lying it's marketing!
it's spelled particiPANT so put some on please
just ask I might say yes
just sayin'
Larry Harvey was Spartacus
Larry who?
le sigh, infinity
live to create create to live
Lola has spoken
low drama
make mine pie
mean people suck.  nice people swallow.
Megan's bitch
Mike Stewart is a bad bad man
Mitch better have my bunny
mono is the new poly
Namaste Pony Bacon is the new Petite Beagle
Namaste, motherfucker
NAUGHTY
NECK PUNCHER
ne'er do well
never forget (45 adapter)
never forget who you wanted to be
NICE
Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck?
nice your day
NO I DON'T HAVE ANY SPARE CHANGE
no one gives a fuck what you did on the playa
no, I will not fix your bike
No, it's actually not all about you
no, really, fuck your day
nobody gives a fuck what you did at that thing in the desert
nobody gives a shit what you did at that thing in the desert
not all monsters are scary
not your bitch
Of course I'm a bloodsucking fiend!  Just look at my outfit!!!
oh no you didn't (Wonder Woman)
Oh?That's just a birthmark.
old fart (45 adapter)
ONE FEWER CAR
One less person with good grammar
originality is the art of concealing your sources
Orwell was an optimist
our government thinks we are all idiots
pie needs no explanation
pie?
placenta
please don't stare at me whilst I knit
PUNK ASS LITTLE SHIT
PUSSY CAN'T HANG
r.i.p. la contessa
reject sanitized culture
SAFETY THIRD
Science Fucking Fiction
Sex isn't the answer.  Sex is the question - yes is the answer
shirtcocking is the new bacon
shut up hippie
sleeps well with others
so, how's that working for you?
speak up hippie
squeegee your third eye clean
Stamp out reality?Support the system
step off, wanker
STFU I'm here to dance
stimulamos stimulamos stimulamos
stoned, sticky, and caught in the act
stop practicing radical self entitlement
take the "me" out of blame and all you've got is bla bla bla
talk to the hand
tangential babbler
that was on fire when I got here
that's right?you heard me
the candidates all think we're stupid
the future is stupid
the sheep LIES!!!
there is a thin line between never say die and dumb as a rock
there is no destination, just journey
there is no team in 'fuck you'
there's always room for bacon
they can have my puns when they pry them from my cold dead fingers
think
truffle pusher
turn the other cheek...so I can spank it too
Using turn signals is sexy.
visa scam wives do it standing up
VIVA LA REVOLUTION (45 adapter)
We prefer to be called Buccaneer Americans (grey jolly roger on white)
whaddaYAdo?
what part of no don't you understand?
what part of no isn't getting through?
what up bitches?
where's my fucking jet-pack?
who told you to read my buttons?
will fix bikes for bacon
will fix bikes for blowjobs
WTF?! (cat face)
YAY!
Yes, this really is my hair?thanks :)
you are here
You don't love me and you never did
you must pay the cuddle price!!!
your fuckup is not my emergency
your screwup is not my emergency
your smarmy witicism here
you're with me, leather
Zen Dudist
zombies only love you for your brains ya know?